Hetalia Parody - Be Our Guest

♪Be our guest; Be our guest

England's got a brand new vest

France drank up all the fine sherry

Spain kept in a pirate chest!

Prussia's got his friend Gilbird

Here's a joke: The Bird's the Word!

Please contain your anticipation

Sealand is still not called a nation!

Vodka, beer, or wine by chance?

Look, Russia's doin' the Cossak Dance

Say nothing, Latvia; I think this is just a test!

Last time he broke the plates

Over the Baltic States

Saints be blessed! Save the rest! Don't protest!

Belarus and Ukraine

I hear one of them's insane!

Be prepared, in Poland's care

To see a pony grand parade!

Belgian waffles made with care

What is up with Netherland's hair?!

What is that annoying crying?

Oh it's America's heroic chiming!

Italy's a joke; Romano's a prick

Hand's off England's spotted dick

You didn't think I would go there, guys, I bet!

Austria's got the class

But Prussia kicked his ass

No contest

Though to be precise

Miss Hungary has their balls in a vice

Give hate a rest! I did my best! This song's in jest!

I'll send the Nordics your way

Here is Denmark; Here is Norway

By my soul!

I think that I can see a troll!

, those good ol' days when they were vikings...

Alas to say those good ol' days are gone...

Years have brought the fruition

Turning them from Norse to Christians

Left them nothing but Legos, beards, and Fjords!

The one with the licorice is Iceland

Sweden, Finland, this is crazy!

Hanatamago? Oopsie daisy!

Oktoberfest? Oh, hell yes!

Now it's time to harass West!

As you wish: A pasta dish

And Japan's sushi fish

Bourbon, Whiskey, British Tea

Switzerland shooting from the balcony

I don't know what we're really doing

Is that Canada canoeing?

GerIta or USUK?

Spin the bottle! Try your luck!

Get the map!

Can the World Meeting please now commence?

There's Greece and Turkey too!

Don't forget Camaroon!

Vietnam

And Taiwan

Aussie's next! One Wy less!

He is to New Zealand's west

Seborga and Macau

Egypt, Cuba, and India!

Hong Kong and Seychelles

I'd like to see more of them, please.

Oh my god, there's talking mochi

Holy hell, it's Heta Oni!

Oh, of course!

HRE is Germany

Enough! I'm done!

This fandom is too much for even me!

Let's give appreciation

To the worldwide nations!

Take interest! I request!

I behest! Please be our guest!♪