♪Finland is a strong wife and tough!
He can do wife things but also do man stuff!
He'll endear you with his Christmas ways;
But don't be fooled, cuz he'll shoot you in the face!
Don't underestimate what this crazy shit can do!
He'll smile so sweetly as he breaks you in two!
He is full of strategy and wit!
Who else do you know can put up with Sweden's shit?
Sealand and Ladonia make lots of noise;
But Finland's unphased, cuz boys will be boys!
Don't fuck with Finland's merry Christmas cheer;
Or he'll fuck you up with rabid reindeer!
Just keep him happy for goodness sakes;
Or he'll cut you up to make his blood pancakes!
"I'm a delicate flower," he says with glee!
That totally looks like a bullshit front to me!
Don't be a foooooool!
Finland can be cruuuuuuuel!"
Don't give Santa no crass!
He'll shove coal up your ass!
Thank the good lord above
He just wants to show love!
Cuz there's no way to command
A pissed off Finland!
You don't understand!
Be scared of Finland!♪