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♪Finland is a strong wife and tough!

He can do wife things but also do man stuff!

He'll endear you with his Christmas ways;

But don't be fooled, cuz he'll shoot you in the face!

Don't underestimate what this crazy shit can do!

He'll smile so sweetly as he breaks you in two!

He is full of strategy and wit!

Who else do you know can put up with Sweden's shit?

Sealand and Ladonia make lots of noise;

But Finland's unphased, cuz boys will be boys!

Don't fuck with Finland's merry Christmas cheer;

Or he'll fuck you up with rabid reindeer!

Just keep him happy for goodness sakes;

Or he'll cut you up to make his blood pancakes!

"I'm a delicate flower," he says with glee!

That totally looks like a bullshit front to me!

Don't be a foooooool!

Finland can be cruuuuuuuel!"

Don't give Santa no crass!

He'll shove coal up your ass!

Thank the good lord above

He just wants to show love!

Cuz there's no way to command

A pissed off Finland!

You don't understand!

Be scared of Finland!♪

So, I play a Texas OC on the FB Hetalia RP community, and he likes to make songs about the other characters. Funny songs especially. So, here was the song I wrote for him to sing about APH Finland.
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Finland-Skywalker Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
But Finland's a sweetie.
Ravyn-Karasu Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2016
He is. This little song was something I made up for one of my characters to sing as a joke
Diamond-Ruby-Crystal Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
TRUE THAT.:icontruestoryplz:
minneal Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Finnish person approved  this Thumbs Up 
Ravyn-Karasu Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015
Woohoo! LOL
0lexdelapp Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I love it XD
Ravyn-Karasu Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
I found making songs like this when I'm bored creates some pretty funny results
0lexdelapp Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well you're good at it!
Asukatheninja360 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Student General Artist
If there wasn't anything about him being nice or cute, this would totally be SATW Finland. He is NOT a nice guy. XD
Ravyn-Karasu Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014
LOL I've kinda noticed that in some of the comic strips I've seen of SATW. Personally, I'm really starting to like that comic. Denmark has to be my favorite right now in that LOL though Sweden cracks me up too
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